Black Books (TV Series)
Travel Writer (2004)
Alice Lowe: Solicitor
Quotes
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Solicitor : Miss Hanley left this falt to a Mr. Benson, he's in the kitchen. What was it you wanted to query... Mr...?
Bernard : Black. I'll talk directly with him, I don't want any legal fidgiewidgieness upsetting natural justice.
[he enters the kitchen]
Bernard : Benson! Benson! Where is he? Benson?
Solicitor : Mr. Benson is in the bread bin.
Bernard : I said no legal fidgiewidgieness! I want to see the owner, I want to sort this out and I want...
Solicitor : [opens the bread bin, revealing Mr. Benson, a cat] He likes to sleep there. What was it you wanted to say to him?
Bernard : [unrolls a bill] I'm not paying this!