The Bionic Woman (TV Series)
Black Magic (1976)
Abe Vigoda: Barlow
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Quotes
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Manfred Carstairs : How is my dear brother?
Barlow : At death's door, sir. I doubt if he'll last the night.
Manfred Carstairs : Oh... that's too bad.
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Cyrus Carstairs : Barlow, how would you like to be a wealthy man?
Barlow : I have no objections, sir.
Cyrus Carstairs : You have all the qualifications for inherited wealth. Spineless... slavish to superiors... arrogant to inferiors. My will states the value I have placed on your years of faithful service: two cents.
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Andrew Warfield : Well, he put his will on a TV cassette.
Manfred Carstairs : Hm!
Andrew Warfield : He wanted to tell us what was in it personally.
Claudette : Why, there's no television set in this house!
Barlow : Oh, yes there is, Miss Claudette
[holds up keys]
Aunt Tess : Why was it kept locked?
Barlow : He didn't want the servants wasting time watching it.
Manfred Carstairs : Oh, but you had the key, hm?
[chuckles]
Manfred Carstairs : Oh, your easy days are over, Barlow.
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Barlow : Something wrong, miss?
Jaime Sommers : Well, Aunt Claudette just disappeared.
Barlow : Oh, she's been doing that for years, miss. The first time was when she married the Polish Count. And then she just dropped out of sight when she met the Buenes Aires gentleman.
Jaime Sommers : No, no, no, she just disappeared from that room.
Barlow : Hm. Was there a gentleman with her?