- Det. Sgt. Roach: Listen, why don't I go out on obbo tonight, and see if they move the load?
- Det. Insp. Galloway: I know what you're thinking, Ted, but you're going to that retirement party, whether you like it or not.
- Det. Sgt. Roach: Henry Talbot is a 24-karat prat!
- Det. Insp. Galloway: Look, what's that got to do with it?
- Det. Sgt. Roach: The man is a prat, I don't even like him!
- Det. Insp. Galloway: Well, he's not exactly my blood brother either, but the Chief Super has said everybody's got to be there and you will be there, Ted!
- Det. Sgt. Burnside: [at the retirement party, to Litten, referring to Ackland, who is the bar maid] She's quite a tasty bird, innit she?
- P.C. Litten: Yeah, well you can keep your drawers off her, skip, she's taken!
- Det. Sgt. Burnside: Oh, really?
- P.C. Litten: Yeah!
- Det. Sgt. Roach: Brownlow was ready to have me hung, drawn and quartered, all because of that bloody retirement party!
- [last lines]
- Det. Sgt. Roach: If the Chief Super says you've gotta go some place, well, pfft... you've gotta go, haven't you?
- Det. Insp. Galloway: Where is it?
- Det. Sgt. Burnside: What?
- Det. Insp. Galloway: The bottle.
- Det. Sgt. Burnside: What bottle? I don't have to bring a bottle!
- Det. Insp. Galloway: You don't get in, then.
- Det. Sgt. Burnside: Who says so?
- Det. Insp. Galloway: I say so.