"Bewitched" Samantha Meets the Folks (TV Episode 1964) - Marion Lorne as Aunt Clara

Aunt Clara : Wouldn't you like to see my doorknob collection?

Phyllis Stephens : I beg your pardon?

Samantha Stephens : Aunt Clara collects doorknobs.

Aunt Clara : I have three thousand.
Aunt Clara : Doorknobs are all very well, but they're not family. I count them when I'm lonely, but somehow today, you know they didn't seem to do the trick.
Aunt Clara : Yes, I'm a witch. All of my family are. Sort of a family thing that has been handed down you know. But the witch game is not like it used to be. Oh, no. Now there was a time when you could cast a spell on someone, and they knew it. Not now. No, not now. Well, now, take the Yankees.

Frank Stephens : The Yankees?

Aunt Clara : Well, they lost two world series in a row, didn't they?

Frank Stephens : You put a spell on them huh?

Aunt Clara : Well Bertha and me, yeah. Well, i'm so glad you don't mind.

Frank Stephens : Mind?

Aunt Clara : About Samantha being one.

Frank Stephens : Samantha's a witch too?

Aunt Clara : Yes, yes, but she's trying to get away from it. Bothers Darrin.
Aunt Clara : Endora was right. I should have traveled by bus.
Aunt Clara : You know I think I've been putting on weight. I used to come down through a chimney as clean as a whistle.
Aunt Clara : [runs into the wall] I used to go through a wall just like butter. I think I'll try the front door.
Darrin Stephens : Am I disturbing anything Aunt Clara?

Aunt Clara : Not at all. Not at all. I'm just polishing my doorknobs.

Marion Lorne: Aunt Clara