Bewitched (TV Series)

Be It Ever So Mortgaged (1964)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

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Quotes 

• Endora : [about being a witch]  We are quicksilver, a fleeting shadow, a distant sound... our home has no boundaries beyond which we cannot pass. We live in music, in a flash of color... we live on the wind and in the sparkle of a star!

• Endora : Just because you married a human, Samantha, that's no reason to overdo this grubby little household role.

• [last lines] 

  Endora : Believe me, it'll never work.

• Endora : [to Samantha]  Don't worry Samantha. He won't see me. Witches honor. And you know me to be a witch of my word.

• Endora : What a ridiculous waste of time and energy!

  Samantha : [icing a cake]  I prefer to think of it as doing something that will please my husband.

  Endora : Well, you needn't develop biceps doing it.

• Samantha : Darrin is a marvelous human being.

  Endora : Oh, that's a terrible thing to say about anyone.

• Samantha : Let's go upstairs and look at the bedrooms.

  Endora : Why go up there? Why don't we just send for them?

• Endora : [about mortals]  Oh, they all look alike to me. Noses to the grindstone, shoulders to the wheel, feet planted firmly on the ground. No wonder they can't fly.

• Samantha : [Endora doesn't like the dining room table Sam has conjured up]  Well maybe you're right.

  [changes the dining room setting] 

  Samantha : How about that?

  Endora : That's much better. That's much better.