- Brenda Walsh: I'm Brenda Walsh, I'm studying prelaw, premed and premenstral, I'm not really sure which one.
- Donna Martin: [Andrea and Donna are in class and Dan Rubin walks in and sets his stuff on the desk] Isn't that Dan Rubin?
- Donna Martin: [after Dan leaves Andrea's dorm room] He is so cute!
- Andrea Zuckerman: Donna, he's a teacher!
- Donna Martin: Excuse me! Like that has ever stopped you before. You went out with the drama teacher and you were always flirting with Mr. Meyers.
- Andrea Zuckerman: I was not!
- Donna Martin: That was just in high school!
- Andrea Zuckerman: That is ancient history!
- Donna Martin: Face it Andrea; you like older men!
- Steve Sanders: This girl is pissed at me. I screwed up so now what am I going to do?
- Brandon Walsh: In a situation like this there is only one thing to do!
- Steve Sanders: What's that?
- Brandon Walsh: Beg!