- [about a gathering of state-wide school student body presidents Brandon has to attend]
- Brandon Walsh: It had to be in Sacramento.
- Steve Sanders: Why?
- Brandon Walsh: [can't believing Steve doesn't get it] Sacramento is the capital of California.
- Steve Sanders: Yeah but I don't understand why it's not in some big vacation area like Santa Barbara, Carmel, or Lahoya?
- Brandon Walsh: Steve it has to be in Sacramento.
- Steve Sanders: Why?
- Brandon Walsh: Sacramento's the capital of California.
- Jackie Taylor: [about meeting a modeling agent from NYC] You'll never know if you don't meet him.
- Kelly Taylor: I guess then I will never know.
- LuAnn Pruit: [Drunk and chain smoking at the bar at the After Dark, speaking to Valerie] Don't you talk to me like that you little tramp!
- Valerie Malone: [Arms crossed and glaring at her] This is your son's night and you are an embarrassment!
- Kate: [In Kate and Dana's house] Was Allison in one of her moods?
- Kelly Taylor: I wouldn't know she wouldn't see me!
- Valerie Malone: What's wrong, Clare? What'd I do now?
- Clare Arnold: I don't get you. You have the looks, the clothes, the attitude, the money, you run a nightclub, you can practically have any guy on the West Side you want.
- Valerie Malone: Get to your point, Clare.
- Clare Arnold: Why did you have to go after the one guy that Donna Martin is in love with?
- Valerie Malone: Excuse me?
- Clare Arnold: Please, spare me your self-serving lies or the sob story. LuAnn told me and David all about you and Ray last night while we were driving her home.
- Valerie Malone: Is the glue uncapped here?
- Clare Arnold: Not again. Val, don't do this.
- Valerie Malone: Come on Clare, we're friends. Are you going to believe that redneck lush over me? What are you going to do the next time she gets plastered and starts saying stuff about you, or anyone else she doesn't like?
- Clare Arnold: Gee, you're good at this.
- Valerie Malone: What? You don't believe me?
- Clare Arnold: No, I don't! But obviously from that tone of voice and facial expression, "you" believe you. I guess that's the reason why sociopaths like you can stand being all by themselves.