- Jed Clampett: [trying to revive the Green Knight] Maybe some water'll bring him around.
- Daisy Moses: Yeah.
- [opens his canteen and sniffs it]
- Daisy Moses: Jed, if this is water, we gotta find the crick it come from.
- [takes a swig]
- Daisy Moses: That's what you call water!
- Jed Clampett: You sure?
- Daisy Moses: Distilled water!
- [takes another swig]
- Jed Clampett: Granny, it's for him.