The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
War of the Roses (1968)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : [trying to revive the Green Knight] Maybe some water'll bring him around.
Daisy Moses : Yeah.
[opens his canteen and sniffs it]
Daisy Moses : Jed, if this is water, we gotta find the crick it come from.
[takes a swig]
Daisy Moses : That's what you call water!
Jed Clampett : You sure?
Daisy Moses : Distilled water!
[takes another swig]
Jed Clampett : Granny, it's for him.