The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Girl from Home (1964)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
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Quotes
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Lafayette 'Lafe' Crick : Let's have no more of this runnin' after other girls. Ain't no boy can love two girls.
Jethro Bodine : That leaves Essiebelle out. She's about two girls and a half.
Daisy Moses : Mind your tongue, Jethro. You take a girl for better or worse when you marry her.
Jethro Bodine : Yeah, but she got worse before I got married.
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Jewelry Salesman : Now, this is the engagement ring.
Jethro Bodine : Thank you.
Jewelry Salesman : You might, in a subtle way of course, let the bride know that she is getting ten perfect carats.
Jed Clampett : Well that's mighty nice of you.
Daisy Moses : Nice, my foot. After the money you spent, he could at least send her a smoked ham.
Jewelry Salesman : And here are madame's lovely earrings and necklace.
Daisy Moses : How many carrots did I git?
Jewelry Salesman : About fifty, but of course they're not perfect.
Daisy Moses : Well in that case, I'll take turnips.
Jewelry Salesman : And for mademoiselle, this beautiful diamond bracelet.
Elly May Clampett : Do I get some carrots too?
Jewelry Salesman : Oh yes indeed, about thirty.
Jed Clampett : You sure are generous with your vegetables.
Jewelry Salesman : So are you, sir. You're going to be sending me a lot of cabbage.
Jed Clampett : I am?
Jewelry Salesman : Yes, cabbage is money.
Jed Clampett : Well, your store, but I'll be dogged if I see how you stay in business.
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Daisy Moses : Them red diamonds are purty.
Jewelry Salesman : These are rubies.
Daisy Moses : Well, ask her if she wants to sell one.
Jewelry Salesman : Madame, the ruby I'm referring to is not a lady.
Daisy Moses : How she got them rings is her own business.