Benson (TV Series)
Love in a Funny Phase (1983)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
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Quotes
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : [Lord Barkdale's monocle is missing] Everybody down on their hands and knees.
Benson DuBois : I don't think praying will help.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Benson, when two people get married it's for better or for worse. And believe me, most of the time, it's for the best.
Benson DuBois : Well, I agree with you intellectually, but I can't buy it in the pit of my stomach.
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Jennifer Clark : I'm a free independent woman.
Benson DuBois : Fine, start a magazine.
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Benson DuBois : Kraus, Lord Barkdale wasn't finished with that soup.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Ya? Tell him to put it where the shoes get shined. He was insulting my soup.
Benson DuBois : He wasn't insulting your soup, I was insulting your soup. He was fishing for his monocle.
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Wesley : [Wesley and Jennifer are sitting down at a restaurant. Benson is sitting at a nearby table and trying not to be noticed] You look just as good as you did on graduation night.
Benson DuBois : She's not gonna buy that.
Jennifer Clark : Wesley, if you're trying to sweet talk me, it's working.
Benson DuBois : She bought it.