- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Merry Christmas, Clayton.
- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: Well, a ho-ho-ho and a Merry Christmas to you, too, Katie. Santa Claus will soon be here with gifts for all the good little girls and boys.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: Clayton, do you know how old I am?
- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: I don't know. Eleven?
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: I'm almost fifteen. Fifteen-year-olds don't believe in Santa Claus. They believe in powder blue turbocharged Trans-Ams with a hunk at the wheel.