Paul Marin: Rabbi Weiss

Quotes 

• Rabbi Weiss : I know what you are saying. If your father had been a Jew, you would have been a good Jew.

  Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Exactly.

  Rabbi Weiss : And you wouldn't be Governor of this state.

  Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : That reminds me of a very amusing story.

  Rabbi Weiss : I hope it isn't the one about the priest, the rabbi, and the camel.

  Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : There was this priest, this rabbi, and this camel.