- Edie Grimsdyke: I've put on some kiss-proof lipstick.
- Harry: You needn't have bothered.
- Edie Grimsdyke: Why not?
- Harry: Because you have a kiss-proof face!
- Elsie Bailey: I'm warning you, my husband will be coming home soon.
- Ted Tingley: Well, I'm not doing anything.
- Elsie Bailey: I know, but if you're going to, you better get started/