Becker (TV Series)

Parannoyed (2002)

Ted Danson: Dr. John Becker

Quotes 

• Jake Malinak : John, are you fighting with your neighbors AGAIN?

  Reggie Kostas : Why don't you just try talking to them?

  Dr. John Becker : I have, but every time I tell them to shut the hell up, they yell back at me - and that's just RUDE!

• Dr. John Becker : Divide and conquer; it goes all the way back to Machiavelli.

  Chris Connor : Actually, it wasn't Machiavelli, it was Julius Caesar, writing about the Gallic wars.

  Dr. John Becker : [Looks around]  Did somebody just turn on the History Channel?