- Dr. John Becker: [ten years previously, holds out a bottle of Scotch] Would you like a drink?
- Margaret Wyborn: No thanks.
- Dr. John Becker: Alcoholic.
- Margaret Wyborn: Job hunting.
- Dr. John Becker: When I was looking for a job, all I wanted to was drink.
- Chris Connor: [listening to Jake's keyboard playing a stripper drum solo] Boy, that brings back memories. Sophomore year. Couldn't get a student loan.
- Dr. John Becker: Ten years. That's the longest successful relationship I've ever had with a woman.
- Margaret Wyborn: It probably helped that I got to go home every day.
- Dr. John Becker: I suppose you expect me to give you a raise.
- Margaret Wyborn: No need. I gave myself one.
- Dr. John Becker: How much?
- Margaret Wyborn: Well, more than you would give me, but less than I deserve.
- Dr. John Becker: No, seriously. How much?
- Margaret Wyborn: Look, drinking that entire bottle of scotch is NOT gonna solve your problems!
- Dr. John Becker: I know, which is why I have another bottle in my office.