- Linda: Now, wrinkle cream is for people who are out in the sun a lot... and where is there a lot of sun? In Florida! And what's Florida known for?
- Margaret Wyborn: Not counting votes.
- Margaret Wyborn: But you have twice as many shares - your stock split! Wow, that crazy system of yours really works!
- Linda: Is that good?
- Margaret Wyborn: Yeah, it got so high it had to split.
- Linda: Boy I know what THAT'S like!
- Linda: That's amazing! What else do you see?
- Ruby: I see that you'll live a very long life ..
- Linda: That's true, because my grandma lived to be 92, and my great-grandfather, if he was still alive, would be 117.
- [Ruby looks bemused]
- Linda: So, what do you see about my love life?
- Ruby: I see you in involved with many men...
- Linda: Good, so nothing's gonna change.
- Jake Malinak: See any love for me this weekend?
- Ruby: [Smiling] It doesn't work like that.
- Bob: [Shoving his hand at her] How about me, see anything for me?
- Ruby: [Scowling with contempt] No!
- Bob: [to Chris] Where'd she see that?
- Chris Connor: She wasn't looking at your palm.
- Dr. John Becker: [Alone, looks at his fortune cookie fortune sceptically, then reads it with alarm] "Your life is in your hands." I'm a dead man!
- Zora: Your life line doubles, which indicates great vitality. And your money line indicates great success...
- Dr. John Becker: [Interrupts impatiently] Get to the bad stuff!
- Zora: -and then you'll fail.