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Quotes
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Chris Connor : I live in 4-B.
Bob : 4-B? What happened to Wrinkles and the Hump?
Chris Connor : You mean my grandparents?
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Chris Connor : I find that you get out of the universe what you put into it...
[stands up, spilling coffee on herself]
Chris Connor : oh, shoot!
Dr. John Becker : Let me ask you a question: did that coffee come from a cup that was half empty, or half full?
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Chris Connor : Give me that!
[Snatches package from delivery driver]
Driver : Wait, you have to sign for that!
Chris Connor : [Scribbles on form] I could have died of old age waiting for you guys to deliver this!
Driver : Sorry for the inconvenience, Mr...
[checks signature on form]
Driver : Screw You...
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Dr. John Becker : [Yelling at Bob as they wrestle barbecue out the window] I don't care if you have to rip the legs off, just squeeze it out of there!
Chris Connor : Boy, good thing you didn't go into obstetrics!
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Chris Connor : What we need is a good party game, like Charades.
Dr. John Becker : I would rather stick hot needles in my eyes!
Chris Connor : Sounds like fun, but let's try Charades first.