- Linda: Good morning, Margaret - how did it go last night?
- Margaret Wyborn: That call center you sent me to was a PHONE SEX service!
- Linda: Reall? It wasn't when I was there. I suggested it to them, but who listens to ME?
- Dr. John Becker: We got the results of your blood work back; you have an elevated PSA level, which could indicate an infection. Probably not, but to be on the safe side, let's do a prostate exam
- Mr. McCann: So what do I do, open my mouth and say ahhh?
- Dr. John Becker: That may be one of the noises you make... You've never had a prostate exam before?
- Mr. McCann: No. Is it an invasive procedure?
- Dr. John Becker: [Pulling on a rubber glove] It's the grandaddy of invasive procedures!