Beauty and the Beast (TV Series)
Everything Is Everything (1988)
Jay Acovone: Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell
Quotes
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Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell : [Catherine enters the office in a huff] How went the deposition?
Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : That grubby little weasel. If I ever get my hands on him again...
Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell : That good, huh?
Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : I have to cancel all my credit cards before he charges me to bankruptcy.
Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell : You got mugged?
Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : I was conned! By a kid, no more than eleven years old. He's lying in the gutter crying. I thought I ran over him. Then, as soon as I get out to help him, he grabs my wallet and runs.
Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell : Welcome to New York.
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Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : [on the phone with the bank] My name is Catherine Chandler. My credit cards were stolen. I have to cancel them.
[her frustration brewing]
Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : Yes, I'll hold.
[lowering the reciever]
Asst. Dist. Atty. Catherine Chandler : I am gonna find that kid, Joe.
Deputy D.A. Joe Maxwell : I wouldn't bet the family jewels on it.