The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Love Is a Croc (1998)

Laraine Newman: Baby Doll, Mary Louise Dahl

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Quotes 

• Mary Louise Dahl : Why don't they ever understand? I'm not a baby. I'm not a child! I'm just... different!

• Guard : Hey Croc. You got a visitor.

  Killer Croc : Get lost.

  Mary Louise Dahl : I brought you something. They told me you liked chicken.

  [Baby Doll tosses a entire fried chicken into Croc's cell] 

  Killer Croc : What do you want?

  Mary Louise Dahl : I heard what you said to the judge. I want you to know that I understand about being different. You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence. I admire that. I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.

  Killer Croc : Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe. They're sending me up the river tomorrow night. My number's up.

  Mary Louise Dahl : Don't lose hope. Maybe fate will take a hand.

• Batman : [Croc pulls on a pipe next to a danger sign]  Croc, don't!

  Baby Doll : [sadly, as Croc is shot backward by the water's force]  You shouldn't have done it, Crocky. You shouldn't have made Baby angry. We could've been so happy and lived happily ever after, just like on TV.

• Baby Doll : Naughty, naughty. Somebody came into our house without permission!

  [pushing her into the water, Batman and Batgirl narrowly avoid an explosion] 

  Batgirl : Ordinarily, I don't approve of spanking. But in her case...

  Batman : You'll get your chance. Come on.

• Baby Doll : What's black and white and radioactive for 20,000 years?

  Killer Croc : What?

  Baby Doll : [giggling]  Gotham City! After the big boom, silly!

  Killer Croc : Uh-huh. So now what? We call the cops and demand a payoff, right?

  Baby Doll : No, we don't do anything.

  Killer Croc : What? What are you sayin'?

  Baby Doll : The kewpie doll knows all about your little excursions down to the docks. I won't let you betray me again. When the reactor reaches critical mass, you and I will die together and take all of Gotham with us!

• Baby Doll : [throwing an explosive countermeasure at Batman]  Serves you right, you mean old Bats.

  Killer Croc : Come on!

  Baby Doll : Wait for Baby!

  Batman : [Batgirl pushes a roulette table off herself]  They're getting away!

  Batgirl : I'm fine, thanks.

• Harry's Wife : My husband lost our room key. Fedders. 703.

  Mary Louise Dahl : I'll get you a duplicate.

  Harry : [recognizing her]  You used to be somebody, didn't you? On TV? Yeah! Yeah! You were Baby Doll! You got that... disease.

  Mary Louise Dahl : It's a condition, not a disease. I don't grow.

  Harry : Right, right! So you went nuts and tried to kill Batman!

  Harry's Wife : Harry, that's enough.

  Harry : [she grunts in pain as he pulls her hair bun out]  See? She's Baby Doll! Come on, Baby. Do something funny.

  Mary Louise Dahl : [grabbing him by the nose, she slams his face into the guestbook]  Sorry. I didn't mean to.

• Killer Croc : Hey, babe. I'm home.

  Baby Doll : Crocy-Wockle!

  [Baby Doll leaps onto Killer Croc and delivers some kisses] 

  Baby Doll : Where have you been? Baby misses her precious soo much!

  Killer Croc : All right, all right, enough of the mushy stuff. I went out to get our reviews.

  [places some newspapers on the table, all of them headlining Killer Croc and Baby Doll's crime sprees. Baby Doll notices one with the headline "Gotham's Bonnie and Clyde"] 

  Baby Doll : Ooh! Bonnie and Clyde! How romantic!

  Killer Croc : That's nothing, Doll. Even the out-of-town rags like us.

  [places down a Daily Planet newspaper. It too headlining Croc and Doll] 

  Killer Croc : We got the whole city panicked. I love it!

  [Croc starts walking towards the exit] 

  Baby Doll : Where is Crockle going?

  Killer Croc : Don't wqrry. I'll be back for dinner.

  Baby Doll : No! Baby wanna come! Baby wanna come!

  [Killer Croc raises his arm to smack Baby Doll away, but stops and calms down] 

  Baby Doll : Don't go, precious. We can plan our next job. It's gonna be a whole bunch of fun!

  Killer Croc : That's your territory, Doll. I got things to do.