Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Read My Lips (1993)
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred Pennyworth
Quotes
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Alfred Pennyworth : You've had your share of odd opponents, Sir, but this one does take the biscuit.
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Batman : It's called multiple personality syndrome disorder, Alfred. Two personalities in one brain, completely separate. Neither one knows what the other is thinking. Listen.
Scarface : Batman's so hot, let's see him swim Gotham Bay in concrete boots.
The Ventriloquist : A good idea, Mr. Scarface.
Scarface : Bet your bowtie I'm right, dummy. Say, who dresses you, anyway?
The Ventriloquist : Oh, you're such a kidder, Mr. Scarface.
Alfred Pennyworth : I'd swear it was two separate people.
Batman : You're not alone. Even the computer is fooled. When I studied with Zatara the magician, he taught me about ventriloquism and voice-throwing, how to make your voice seem to come from across the room. This ventriloquist could give Zatara lessons.