Barney Miller (TV Series)
Werewolf (1976)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
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Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, uh, Barn, about that, uh, shot stuff, uh...
Captain Barney Miller : You better get it quick.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, uh, I thought I'd just pass.
Captain Barney Miller : Pass? What are you talking about? Didn't you just hear? There's an official epidemic.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Um, Barn - I got this thing about, uh, needles.
Captain Barney Miller : That's because you're tired.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No it's not.
Captain Barney Miller : Wojo, you gotta get the shot. If you don't get the shot you risk getting sick and you will subject your fellow officers to the same risk. You gotta get the shot.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I'll faint.
Captain Barney Miller : Is that a threat?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It's a fact.
Captain Barney Miller : What are you talking about? You were in the Marine Corps. You - You had shots all the time.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I fainted all the time. It was embarrassing. Guys standing around making stupid jokes.
Captain Barney Miller : Wojo, you're gonna get the shot and you're not gonna faint.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Suppose I do?
Captain Barney Miller : Then you won't hear the jokes.