Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Psychiatrist (1976)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : What's that?
Det. Phil Fish : My insurance company. They're raising the premium on my life insurance policy. $50 a month.
Det. Ron Harris : Oh, that's not fair, man. You ought to pay less as you get closer.
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Det. Phil Fish : I don't care what the results of my exam were. X-rays can be, uh, misleading.
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Det. Phil Fish : Yeah, well, your premiums are way out of line and-- And you're gonna make a deal or I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. That's right. I'm switching from reducing term to regular life because it looks that I may live longer than I'd hoped.
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Det. Phil Fish : What do you mean you don't issue new policies to persons my age?... Oh, really?... Would you care for a suggestion of what to do with that rock of yours?... Hello?
Capt. Barney Miller : No luck, huh?
Det. Phil Fish : Nobody'll cover me. Oh, if Bernice finds out I don't have any insurance, it would kill her. And she's not covered either.
