Barney Miller (TV Series)
The Guest (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : We're never further away than your nearest phone.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Marty, when are you going to learn that nobody belongs to other people.
Marty Morrison : Why would I take something that belonged to me ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Harris, would you do the honors.
Det. Ron Harris : Okay, over here Marty
Marty Morrison : I see you rented my room
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : [after their sandwiches are dropped off] Mr Schuster, I ordered -- I ordered an extra sandwich, a corned beef and turkey
Alan Schuster : I wouldn't touch it
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : They're great sandwiches
Alan Schuster : Huh ? That's what they told Kleineman the Auditor, when they had him stashed in that hotel in Chicago. Scrambled eggs. He was dead before he could put his fork down. You know what the police found out ? Someone had injected poison into the egg shell with a hypodermic needle. You know how easy it would be to do the same thing with chopped liver, corned beef, bread, mustard.
Capt. Barney Miller : Your letting your imagination run away with you, Mr. Shuster.
Alan Schuster : Yeah.
Officer Kogan : [enters the squad room] Here's your sandwiches from Grossman.
[the detectives look at one another and drop their sandwiches]
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Capt. Barney Miller : The Commission has expressed its gratitude to the Police Commissioner for his co-operation and their satisfaction with the outcome of the hearing
Det. Phil Fish : They got them all pretty good
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What did Schuster get ?
Capt. Barney Miller : It doesn't say, but a cooperative witness, probably 1-10
Det. Ron Harris : With good behavior, he'll probably be out by the end of the fiscal year.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I fine, I fine, my stomach is good... I'm not sure about my wallet
Capt. Barney Miller : Your a lucky man
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah,Yeah, I guess so. The Doctor said I have a tolerance for Arsenic.
Det. Phil Fish : From what?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Fruits and Vegetables? Said there was enough Arsenic in there to kill a horse, but not a human being.