Barney Miller (TV Series)
Thanksgiving Story (1977)
James Gregory: Inspector Frank Luger
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Quotes
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Officer Carl Levitt : Afternoon gentlemen, I have for you here the latest interdepartmental bulletins, communiques, memos... Oh, sir . I would like to take this opportunity to be the first to wish you and the men, a very...
Inspector Frank Luger : Happy Thanksgiving ! Everybody !
Officer Carl Levitt : Sir, I...
Capt. Barney Miller : It's all right. You were first...
Officer Carl Levitt : Thank you, sir !
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Inspector Frank Luger : Happy Thanksgiving, Dietrich.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Thank you, Inspector
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Well, now you're supposed to wish me the same--That is, if you got any breeding.
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Of course, Inspector. It's just that, I have never been a strict adherent of the custom I'm an agnostic. Hence the uncertainty about who to thank specifically
Inspector Frank Luger : Well, maybe, you wouldn't have that trouble if Gerry Ford was still in the White House. I didn't vote for Mr. Peanut, so don't go taking it out on me, Dietrich
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : No
Inspector Frank Luger : I mean, saying "Happy Thanksgiving" is just the same as you saying "Hey, Good Morning !" or "Hi, Buddy"
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : That's true
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : And Barn, this is Nurse Krewson and Mr. Brewer, they were on duty when the patient escaped.
Dr. Engels : Don't say escaped... not escaped... say "wondered off", after all we're not a prison or anything like that.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Three of them "wondered off" after locking these two in the closet.
Capt. Barney Miller : You weren't hurt, were you ?
Kenny Brewer : They never touched us. We were all ready in there
Nurse Krewson : We were checking the inventory. They locked us in the closet
Capt. Barney Miller : I see. Harris, you want to get a statement from Miss Krewson and... uh, Mr. Brewer
Det. Ron Harris : All right, Miss Krewson, come on...
Capt. Barney Miller : Doctor, if you'll have a seat over here.
Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, I think I'll be going
Capt. Barney Miller : Ah...
Inspector Frank Luger : Downstairs... just for a minute, I want to wish the uniforms a happy and active Thanksgiving. Just wanted you to know where I'll be in cin case you change your mind...