Barney Miller (TV Series)
Snow Job (1975)
Gregory Sierra: Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale
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Quotes
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[Farber has tried to commit suicide in the bathroom]
Capt. Barney Miller : [to Chano] Taking a prisoner to the bathroom is a professional obligation, not a social function!
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I didn't think he could hurt himself in the toilet.
Capt. Barney Miller : Look up your statistics! Toilets are very high up in the statistics!
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, Fish! You wouldn't believe what makes a guy like that do what he does, man.
Det. Phil Fish : It's the weather. When it gets damp and cold, people get depressed, irritable and unpleasant. In the winter, Scandinavia has more lunatics per capita than any other country in the world.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : No kidding!
Det. Phil Fish : Bernice is Scandinavian, but only on her mother's side. She usually cheers up around... the middle of February.
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Capt. Barney Miller : How much is in there ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Two hundred sixteen thousand four hundred and eighty odd dollars
Capt. Barney Miller : Eighty odd. Aren't you sure ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well, when your loaded. What's a few bucks more or less ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : That is more. Less is what I take home every week
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I want to go the the men's room.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Why didn't you say so?
Lyle W. Farber : I deserve to suffer, but I don't want to wet my coat.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : All right. hurry up. You don't want to miss your ambulance.
Lyle W. Farber : I'm not fit to be around human beings.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I got an interesting question.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, what's that ?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Why would a flasher close the door to the bathroom ?