Barney Miller (TV Series)
Smog Alert (1977)
Lee Kessler: Renee Pettit
Quotes
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Renee Pettit : 11:15, I never thought I would see 11:15 again. I thought I would be dead by 10, 10:30 at the latest.
Capt. Barney Miller : Mrs.Petit, anybody ever point out to you, that suicide, aside from being very stupid, happens to be against the law in this state
Renee Pettit : I'm sorry about your friend. I should be dead and he should be alive
Capt. Barney Miller : He is alive
Renee Pettit : You didn't see the way he fell over and hit the ground
Capt. Barney Miller : He fainted -- a person faints, he has to get to the ground some way or another. Don't trouble yourself over it.
Renee Pettit : I was only trying to be nice.
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Det. Ron Harris : Nearest relative ?
Renee Pettit : I guess, that would be my husband ?
Det. Ron Harris : Your married, Miss. Pettit ?
Renee Pettit : It was sort of a handshake.
Det. Ron Harris : And his name?
Renee Pettit : Frankie, something.
Det. Ron Harris : We'll come back to that one ?
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Det. Ron Harris : Just wait right in here. You'll be very happy.
Renee Pettit : I give you my word, no more bridges. It was all a joke, don't you understand, a joke. For God sakes, doesn't anybody here have a sense of humor ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I would be Detective right now, if I was a woman
Det. Maria Battista : You know, I understand things like that can be arranged ?
Officer Carl Levitt : What, are you kidding? I wouldn't go through something like that. Weird doctors cut you up, making guys into broads. You don't come out any taller.