Barney Miller (TV Series)
Smog Alert (1977)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Ron Harris : Smog does not come from cigarettes
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It helps
Det. Ron Harris : Listen here, the Indians suck their pipes all through this neighborhood before you guys got here. Wasn't no smog then.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : What do you mean you guys ?
Det. Ron Harris : I mean the place was already ruined before I arrived
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I think it was bad enough today without you making it worse
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey Barn. don't you think the pollution is bad enough without everyone having to breathe Harris' smoke
Det. Ron Harris : Look, no one is forcing you
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Oh come on.
Capt. Barney Miller : I think, Detective Harris is going to demonstrate the judgement and consideration he has always shown in the past during difficult and uncomfortable situations.
Det. Ron Harris : Put it out ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Thanks Harris
Det. Ron Harris : It probably wouldn't bother you if you didn't breathe through your mouth all the time
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I only breathe through my mouth when I'm talking
Det. Ron Harris : Hmm-Hmm.
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Man, the smog is tearing me up. I can't even see to type
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : That's the one good thing about being oriental. You don't expose a lot of eye
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Officer Carl Levitt : Hey, brought up your mail
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Ah, yeah thanks. Dump it on the desk there.
Officer Carl Levitt : Sure. Got a woman up here now, I here ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Huh ?
Officer Carl Levitt : A woman detective, right? What's her name ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Battista
Officer Carl Levitt : Burns you up, right, sticking you with a woman and passing over a lot of good guys, because they're too short
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Where's the mail ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I'm 5'6" and a quarter
Officer Carl Levitt : Yeah, so ?
Officer Carl Levitt : I thought you asked ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : No, I asked for the mail
Officer Carl Levitt : I already brought it up
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barn, they lost Fish ?
Capt. Barney Miller : He's dead ? !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I don't know. They don't where he is ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Oh, for God sake, Wojo, will you chose your words more carefully ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I'm sorry, Barn. I meant that, uh, they don't know where he is at Bellevue, and they don't know which ambulance went where ? I couldn't get any information.
Capt. Barney Miller : All right, All right. Try another hos... Okay, try another hospital. Try Metropolitan or Beekman Downtown or St Vincent.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Right?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : The man's got to be somewhere ! You don't lose an entire police man ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Right ?
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Not at the Wadsworth Hospital either. Not at the University Heights
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Maybe Manhattan South hasn't gotten around to calling us yet. I mean, maybe -- maybe they don't know how to break the news to us
Capt. Barney Miller : Headquarters has never shown us any consideration before, why should they start now. It's purely a matter of communication. He's all right. He's all right.
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Capt. Barney Miller , Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Okay, I sure wish I was nicer to him
Capt. Barney Miller : Look, we'll here from them. Don't worry. Meanwhile, everybody has got some work to do ? Is Miss Pettit take care of?
Det. Ron Harris : Bellevue is on its way
Capt. Barney Miller : Fine, Wojo, find something to do .
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Where the hell were you ? We called every hospital in the city
Det. Phil Fish : I didn't go to the hospital. I had a little oxygen in the ambulance and felt okay So, I asked them to let me out.
Capt. Barney Miller : What are you talking about ? No ambulance would let you out on the street
Det. Phil Fish : The gun helped. Then I took the subway