Barney Miller (TV Series)
Noninvolvement (1976)
Abe Vigoda: Det. Phil Fish
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : What's the matter ?
Det. Phil Fish : They're crazy !
Capt. Barney Miller : Police Pension Fund Financial Report, not good ?
Det. Phil Fish : Barney, look at the junk they're investing in: 1,232 shares of The First Woman's Bank and Trust Company .
Capt. Barney Miller : I've heard of it.
Det. Phil Fish : Well, what kind of ridiculous institution is that ?
Det. Ron Harris : They cater to single woman who are financially independent. Come to think of it, so do I?
Det. Phil Fish : I'm gonna call the administrator of the pension fund ?
Capt. Barney Miller : What for ?
Det. Phil Fish : He's using my money, he can use my advice too.
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Det. Phil Fish : Hello, is this the Police Pension Fund, I would like to speak to the Director please. It's about my future
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Tell him it's urgent
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Det. Phil Fish : You know Harris, I just figured out that if the stock market keeps going down and the cost of living keeps going up the pension fund can keep me going for life if I cut my style of living 40 % and if I don't live too long
Det. Ron Harris : By the time I retire, there may not be a world left to retire in
Det. Phil Fish : Well, don't count on it