Barney Miller (TV Series)
Games (1981)
Hal Linden: Capt. Barney Miller
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Quotes
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Sgt. Lake, USA : Nice meeting you, Captain.
Capt. Barney Miller : My pleasure.
Sgt. Lake, USA : If you ever get to Fort Dix, pop me a flare.
Capt. Barney Miller : I'll do that
Sgt. Lake, USA : You like tanks.
Capt. Barney Miller : Yeah, sure
Sgt. Lake, USA : I like to show you mine
Capt. Barney Miller : Looking forward to it
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Capt. Barney Miller : What I think Sergeant Wojciehowicz was trying to say was that if Miss Grant were not in the Army, we would be inclined to give her a Desk Appearance Ticket and send her home.
Sgt. Lake, USA : But the fact is Captain, she is in the Army and what she is trying to sell belongs to the United States government.
Capt. Barney Miller : I won't dispute that... I... .I just... I just hate to see a career ruined over one small mistake
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Sgt. Lake, USA : And now -- tomorrow -- I have to lock these heels and face my C.O. and tell them one of my troop was found in a sleazy hotel with a strange man... a bottle of cheap gin on the night table. Soft music playing in the background, Bodies caressing each other... touching... fondling
Capt. Barney Miller : Sergeant
Sgt. Lake, USA : Sweat... glistening until it drops off her dog tag... until that final moment of rapture.
Capt. Barney Miller : Sergeant... she was picked up outside a deli. None of that happened.
Sgt. Lake, USA : Well, thank god for that
Det. Ron Harris : Barn, excuse me, James Seinbeck from the Commerce Department is here
Capt. Barney Miller : Thank you, excuse me
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Capt. Barney Miller : But if I were you, I would be more circumspect in the future with regards with who you do business with, you understand
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Capt. Barney Miller : You know, Mr Hadden ,the irony of this is that it's only in this country like this one where the power of the law is above all else that you get to walk out that door.