Barney Miller (TV Series)
Evacuation (1976)
James Gregory: Inspector Frank Luger
Quotes
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Inspector Frank Luger : Now look, you say there is no way to get these people here out of New York
Capt. Barney Miller : Nope, no way, other than normal civil defense procedures
Inspector Frank Luger : Hmm... Every man for themselves
Capt. Barney Miller : More or less... .
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Inspector Frank Luger : Oh, sure. Here it is. Thanks, Wojo. "Procedures in the Event of Civil Disasters" Barney what was I telling you ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : That's just what I was saying to Callahan, a few hours ago
Inspector Frank Luger : Callahan, the big mouth motorcycle cop ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Well, I...
Inspector Frank Luger : Huh ? What, was he in here. Shooting off his face again Huh ? About me and the Cashier in a restaurant over in Bensonhurst ? Well, I want you to know, she's a very nice woman. She's practically separated from her husband too. The big mouth ! That's how all those rumors get start, Barney.
Capt. Barney Miller : Absolutely
Inspector Frank Luger : Thanks Wojo. Can I use the phone in your office Barney ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Be my guest
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Capt. Barney Miller : What the hell is that ?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Uh, I guess Beckman fixed the siren.
Capt. Barney Miller : Wonderful -- Just what we need at a time like this.
Beckman : There, I fixed it ! Now, I can't turn it off !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I only wanted to know if we had one !
Capt. Barney Miller : All right ! All right ! Go find the master switch and kill it, so you don't panic the whole precinct !
Beckman : I hope your satisfied !
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, it's just rules and regulations !
Capt. Barney Miller : Listen, get on the phone with dispatch. Have them send some patrol cars around the neighborhood with bullhorns telling everybody its a false alarm
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I hope your right
Capt. Barney Miller : Creevey, there's no work ! The city has no money ! Will you get out of here !
Det. Ron Harris : Inspector ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yes
Det. Ron Harris : It's the commissioner , it's for you.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Barney ? it's Manhattan South, they say our siren isn't suppose to be on
Capt. Barney Miller : Tell them "No Kidding"
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : No Kidding !
Capt. Barney Miller : Hello , Hello. This is Captain Miller here, yeah, what ? Yes, I'm fully aware of that. It was unintentional.
Inspector Frank Luger : Well, why is the siren going on Barney ?
Capt. Barney Miller : Unintentional
Inspector Frank Luger : Unintentional, Commissioner.
Capt. Barney Miller : Look at it as an unscheduled test. All right. Relax. Relax. Take it easy. Well, you know, there are 11 million people in this city and if something did go wrong there is no way of getting them out are you aware of that ?
Inspector Frank Luger : Yeah, well we have heard rumors, sir. Huh ? biggies. Yeah. Unfounded. There all unfounded. Thank you, sir.
Capt. Barney Miller : Look it up in your grey book ! Grey book !
Inspector Frank Luger : Panic ? In the City ? Oh, at City Hall . Oh, they all left , huh ? Where they go ? Well, you think you can get them back to us? I -- I certainly hope so, too. Yes, sir. Goodbye
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, get one and read it and learn something !
Inspector Frank Luger : Barney, take it easy. It was all talk. It was just loose talk
Capt. Barney Miller : Sure, this time but someday !
Det. Ron Harris : No sir, don't pay any attention to it. It was a false alarm. Right !
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Believe me, there's no trouble it was a mistake. The siren went on and we can't turn it off.
Det. Ron Harris : Sorry ma'am . It was a mistake , Please try to overlook it, okay
Capt. Barney Miller : Twelfth Precinct, Captain Miller speaking...
Inspector Frank Luger : Oh and listen Barney...
Capt. Barney Miller : Hold on, please
Inspector Frank Luger : What I said about me and the cashier over in Bensonhurst-- you know , there's nothing to that. It's unfounded, Barney. It's all unfounded. Keep it under your hat, will you ? Don't say anything about it
Capt. Barney Miller : No Problem.
Inspector Frank Luger : Right. Good, Barn. Thanks. I'll see you around boys.