Barney Miller (TV Series)
Escape Artist (1975)
Ron Glass: Det. Ron Harris
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Here you are Mr. Jeffers,
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Thank you Captain
Capt. Barney Miller : You know, it's hard for me to understand how an intelligent man like you could allow himself to be parley to so much trouble
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men
Det. Ron Harris : This cat is dynamite... I'm gonna write that down
Capt. Barney Miller : It appears you found yourself an admirer.
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Do me a favor, don't tell him it comes from Aldous Huxley until l after I leave
Capt. Barney Miller : You know, it seems to me that if you just stayed put all this time, you could avoid all this difficulty
Charlie Evans Jeffers : No, I am by my nature an impatient man, Captain.
Capt. Barney Miller : But, you are also a realist
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Well, the secret of being able to serving time is to accept the circumstance, to resign yourself to the fact that escape is impossible. Well, the more I escaped, the more difficult it became to accept that philosophy. Prison became increasingly unbearable because it became increasingly unnecessary.
Capt. Barney Miller : But you always got caught
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Well nobody's perfect
Capt. Barney Miller : What about this time ? Gonna try again ?
Charlie Evans Jeffers : I don't know. It isn't nearly as interesting outside as it use to be. I suppose these last few escapes were merely for the sake of doing
Capt. Barney Miller : Why don't you just sit it out for awhile, try for parole ?
Charlie Evans Jeffers : Maybe I will this time, certainly the challenge is no longer there. Perhaps it's time, I'm gonna have to be practical and yes,very very bored.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale , Det. Ron Harris : Hey man, it's fiction, you always use first person singular in fiction
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Oh yeah ? Next time you and me, we, find ourselves in an alley with some guy with a knife, how would you like to find yourself, first person and singular ?
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Roland Gusik : If I fall from valor, its my business
Det. Ron Harris : Unless you fall on someone else... Should I take him over to Bellevue ?
Capt. Barney Miller : No, have them pick him up , I can't spare the man