Barney Miller (TV Series)
Bus Stop (1976)
Joe George: Mr. Strand, Bus Driver
Quotes
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Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : Nobody cares nothing about protecting the buses. I mean, you can bring a bazooka on there, as long as you pay the exact fare and not spit on the floor
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Det. Ron Harris : Ah... Barney, this is Mr. Strand, he was the bus driver
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : What's that suppose to mean ?
Det. Ron Harris : What ?
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : Your're looking for a fall guy, huh, look someplace else
Capt. Barney Miller : Mr. Strand, Detective Harris isn't accusing you of anything, he's just identifying you to me.
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : Why single me out ? I mean, there are two other people he could of identified.
Det. Ron Harris : Uh, Barney, this is Miss Lambert. This is Mr. Quentin. And Neither of them is the bus driver .
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : You see. You see. Punching... Punching... Punching...
Capt. Barney Miller : All right. All right. All right. Look, we got some questions. We got some questions, we want to ask you, all of you. So if you'll just have a seat, we will try to make it as painless as possible.
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Capt. Barney Miller : All right, ladies and gentlemen, what's the trouble
Harry Cranston : Well it seems to me that we spent enough time here, we got our stuff back, you got your punk and I got a business to run.
Capt. Barney Miller : We're not going to do much with our punk, unless we get your statements as witnesses
Harry Cranston : And spend our whole day in court
Capt. Barney Miller : Unfortunately, that's part of what we call the American Judicial System, yes
Miss Lambert : It might be nice, I've never seen you in the morning
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : I ain't taking any more time off from work, you know how many guys are on line waiting for my job
Harry Cranston : I don't want to get involved
Capt. Barney Miller : Your all ready involved
Miss Lambert : From your mouth to his ear
Capt. Barney Miller : Weren't you the guy who was yelling that... that the police falling down on the job. Well, it's time for you to take some responsibility. We need your statements as witnesses. We need your testimony in court
Brenner : Hey, your not allowed to do that. That's badgering a witness
Det. Ron Harris : Clam up Brenner
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Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : Listen, I got to get out of here, you know how it is
Det. Ron Harris : Sure, Strand, we know how it is.
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : I mean, they'll probably let him off anyway. It's all a waste of time
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yeah, thanks to you and you and your defeatist attitude
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Here... Here
Mr. Strand, Bus Driver : If you get out of here, I'm warning you, stay off my bus !
Brenner : Wonderful to see you, weirdo! You know, guys like that give me such a headache
Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich : Oh yeah !