Buddy Ebsen: Barnaby Jones

Quotes 

• Barnaby Jones : How do you find things around here - with a divining rod?

• Barnaby Jones : Miss Jensen is used to working out of a boxcar in Fairbanks or a mud hut on the Ganges.

• Barnaby Jones : This place - the Red Pussycat - where the girl works... .

  George Turek : The Crimson Cat. Her name is Pepper Mintz. I don't think that's her real name.

  Barnaby Jones : Pepper Mintz. I dare say!

• Myra Westmore : You rogue. Let me look at you. You never got in touch with me for the last 25 years.

  Barnaby Jones : Well, you have to remember, Myra, that I wasn't always close to the telegraph.

  Myra Westmore : Heavens! I always supposed that you got yourself killed in an avalanche or a civil war or something.

  Barnaby Jones : No, I'm afraid I have to confess that I am still very unromantically alive.