- Jay Drury: Boss, I tell ya, drivin' this baby is almost a sexual experience.
- Thomas Banacek: Jay, you've got to get out more.
- Louise Merrick: I always knew if a man was unbalanced.
- Vicki Merrick: Well, knowing you must have caused it.
- Thomas Banacek: Why do they always get so excited? Every theft is like the first time. Everyone in the bonding business is a virgin.