- John Steed: I've driven across this road, ooh, hundred times during the war.
- Emma Peel: Well, since you know it so well it's remarkable you couldn't stay on it.
- Benedict Napoleon Hickey: I'm a comsumentious subjector. I detest war... or violence... or stamp collectors.
- John Steed: Stamp collectors?
- Benedict Napoleon Hickey: Filthy habbit, collecting stamps. All that old saliva. More disease get spread that way, generations of old saliva. Foreign saliva, too.
- John Steed: [arriving at R.A.F. Camp 472 Hamelin] Ah, there she is.
- Emma Peel: Looks a bit bleak...
- John Steed: You should see it in the cold light of a hangover.
- John Steed: Razor still running. Petrol gushing. Unconscious rabbit. One dead milkman.
- Emma Peel: Ten thousand bottles of milk...
- John Steed: Thirty highly trained, technical men, just up and dance away from, eh...
- Emma Peel: Hamelin.