- Dennis: I've seen blokes like you come and go all the times I've worked in Germany. Never been out the UK before. Never eaten foreign food, never drank foreign beer. Fish out of water without the wife or the mother to lend a guiding hand. After a week they've lost their passports, they've got pissed, lost most of their money, and become ridiculously nationalistic for the country that can't even bloody employ them in the first place!
- Dennis: When those German scaffolders turn up tonight, let's all make sure that we have a good night. Agreed? You especially, Oz.
- Oz: Oh, absolutely.
- Dennis: And this darts match, right, it's not the World Cup, or a replay of World War II. It's just meant to cement the harmony and the goodwill amongst the British and the Erics. Agreed?
- [murmurs of assent]
- Dennis: Good.
- Oz: Mind you, it might only be a darts match, but us British have still got to try and hammer these Germans.
- Wayne: What for?
- Oz: 'Cos they're the bastards that bombed me granny.
- Dennis Patterson (Healy, Tim): Look man, I've seen blokes like you come and go all the time I've worked in Germany. They've never been out of the UK before. They've never eaten foreign food. Never drank foreign beer. Fish out of water without the wife or the mother to lend a guiding hand. After a week they've got pissed, lost their passports, and become ridiculously nationalistic for the country that can't even bloody employ them in the first place.