Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

The Lovers (1984)

Gary Holton: Wayne Norris

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• Barry Taylor : The votes as cast are as follows: The winner is... Yellow.

  Dennis Patterson : Yellow!

  Barry Taylor : By one point.

  Dennis Patterson : Who voted yellow?

  Wayne Norris : I don't like yellow.

  Bomber Busbridge : My neither, it's not a man's colour.

  Albert Moxey : It's a fiddle.

  Bomber Busbridge : I demands a recount.

  Barry Taylor : Figures don't lie y'now.

  Wayne Norris : So who's first choice was it then eh?

  Barry Taylor : Nobody's.

  Bomber Busbridge : Well then how could it win?

  Barry Taylor : Because no two people had the same first choice.

  Dennis Patterson : So everybody's first choice only got two points.

  Barry Taylor : That's right, and yellow got three second places.

  Dennis Patterson : Well that's a smashing system that is, isn't it Barry eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.

  Barry Taylor : That's democracy Dennis.