Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)
The Lovers (1984)
Tim Healy: Dennis Patterson
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Quotes
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Barry Taylor : The votes as cast are as follows: The winner is... Yellow.
Dennis Patterson : Yellow!
Barry Taylor : By one point.
Dennis Patterson : Who voted yellow?
Wayne Norris : I don't like yellow.
Bomber Busbridge : My neither, it's not a man's colour.
Albert Moxey : It's a fiddle.
Bomber Busbridge : I demands a recount.
Barry Taylor : Figures don't lie y'now.
Wayne Norris : So who's first choice was it then eh?
Barry Taylor : Nobody's.
Bomber Busbridge : Well then how could it win?
Barry Taylor : Because no two people had the same first choice.
Dennis Patterson : So everybody's first choice only got two points.
Barry Taylor : That's right, and yellow got three second places.
Dennis Patterson : Well that's a smashing system that is, isn't it Barry eh? Everybody gets what nobody wants.
Barry Taylor : That's democracy Dennis.