- Neville Hope: It was great being part of a team, wasn't it? I loved away games, me. Coming back on the bus, crates of booze, Three Card Brag and a sing song. Magic.
- Barry Taylor: Uhh, it's a pity we can't get a team here innit? And take on the Erics, like.
- Neville Hope: Yeah.
- Barry Taylor: Or I dunno, whoever.
- Neville Hope: Not enough of us for a footie team, is there?
- Barry Taylor: Well it don't have to be footie, does it? In fact I'd prefer if it wasn't 'cause uh, I can't play to save me bleedin' life.
- Neville Hope: Hey, aye, could be swimming. Great idea, yeah let's get a team.
- Barry Taylor: Yeah could be, except your the only real talent at that.
- Neville Hope: Well it's something, there must be something we can channel our energies into. What do you reckon, Den?
- Dennis Patterson: Well you're talking about our hut. You're talking about a bunch of confirmed non-competitors. They only wanna channel their energies into suppin' beer.