Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

Suspicion (1983)

Gary Holton: Wayne Norris

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• [Wayne is preparing for the evening] 

  Neville : Who is she?

  Wayne : She's a bit tasty, this one. Not just some bit of splosh you give a portion to, nah. Got a bit up there, this one.

  Bomber : And a bit down there, I wouldn't wonder.

• Ingrid : What would you now be doing if you were now in London?

  Wayne : As it's Friday, I'd probably be working. Or on the dole.

  Ingrid : What is that?

  Wayne : It's the unemployment. We're very big on that in England, it's one of our few spectacular successes. We've managed to put more people out of work than any of our European counterparts.

• Wayne Norris : If I'd know I was gonna be put in here with you lot, I'd have taken a bloody language course. Gone to that place in Oxford Street you know, The Berlitz School, taking elementary Geordie for beginners.

  Oz Osborne : Hey, Ayatollah, that's alright, sling yer hook, get out.

  Bomber Busbridge : Look at these cards, I must have killed a Chinaman.

  Neville Hope : A lot of Geordie derives from Denmark, Scandinavia. Cos o' the Vikings, see, they come over our way first.

  Oz Osborne : Well they still do don't they, to shop at Marks & Sparks!