Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)
Private Lives (1983)
Gary Holton: Wayne Norris
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Quotes
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Barry : I got engaged once. Oh, I think I still am, in fact.
Wayne : Well, don't you know?
Barry : Well, we never broke it off officially, like. And she's still got the ring.
Wayne : Do you still see her?
Barry : No.
Wayne : Do you write?
Barry : No.
Wayne : Does she write to you?
Barry : No.
Wayne : Do you care?
Barry : No, I don't like her very much.
Wayne : Why'd you get friggin' engaged, then?
Barry : Forgot. Oh, I think it was 'cos her dad had a spare season ticket for the Wolverhampton Wanderers.
Wayne : [sarcastic] Oh, well, obviously. I mean, that could make a young lad's heart sing, couldn't it?
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Barry Taylor : Um, Am I .. am I really a, a radish, Wayne?
Wayne Norris : Oh, don't have an identity crisis, not on me day off, time's slipping by.
Barry Taylor : Well if I'm in your way I'll just, you know... .
Wayne Norris : No I said I'd fix us up didn't I?
Barry Taylor : Aye.
Wayne Norris : Now just bide your time, no need to panic. All you gotta realize is, there's thousands of 'em out there. I mean, birds are like the Chinese army, once you've jumped a few you think that's it for a while, then there's a whole new battalion come over the hill.
Barry Taylor : I only want one.
Wayne Norris : Yeah, well that's where you and me differ, son, I want the lot.