Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

Private Lives (1983)

Timothy Spall: Barry Taylor

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Quotes 

• Barry : I got engaged once. Oh, I think I still am, in fact.

  Wayne : Well, don't you know?

  Barry : Well, we never broke it off officially, like. And she's still got the ring.

  Wayne : Do you still see her?

  Barry : No.

  Wayne : Do you write?

  Barry : No.

  Wayne : Does she write to you?

  Barry : No.

  Wayne : Do you care?

  Barry : No, I don't like her very much.

  Wayne : Why'd you get friggin' engaged, then?

  Barry : Forgot. Oh, I think it was 'cos her dad had a spare season ticket for the Wolverhampton Wanderers.

  Wayne : [sarcastic]  Oh, well, obviously. I mean, that could make a young lad's heart sing, couldn't it?

• [Barry's attempt at a pick-up line] 

  Barry : Hello. Er... would you like to come back to our hut?

• Barry Taylor : Um, Am I .. am I really a, a radish, Wayne?

  Wayne Norris : Oh, don't have an identity crisis, not on me day off, time's slipping by.

  Barry Taylor : Well if I'm in your way I'll just, you know... .

  Wayne Norris : No I said I'd fix us up didn't I?

  Barry Taylor : Aye.

  Wayne Norris : Now just bide your time, no need to panic. All you gotta realize is, there's thousands of 'em out there. I mean, birds are like the Chinese army, once you've jumped a few you think that's it for a while, then there's a whole new battalion come over the hill.

  Barry Taylor : I only want one.

  Wayne Norris : Yeah, well that's where you and me differ, son, I want the lot.