Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

Last Rites (1984)

Timothy Spall: Barry Taylor

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• Barry Taylor : It's the moral question you have to consider, Oz.

  Oz Osborne : What are you talking about? They've got these in England, you know. And all these so called respectable middle class suburbanites, every Saturday night, stuck round the video with couple of lagers and lime, group sex... it's nae wonder Match of the Day's kaput.

  Albert Moxey : But if they've already got 'em back home... where's our market?

  Oz Osborne : Well they haven't got 'em like the ones you saw, man, they've got porn, fair enough. But not heavy duty porn like the Krauts turn out. I mean, I know people back home, sales managers, even Lord Mayors that would pay well over the odds for what we got w' hands on. I'm telling you, right up their strasse.

  Barry Taylor : I must admit, after what I'd seen you'd be hard pressed to pick up anything like that in the Co-Op in Dudley High Street.

  Oz Osborne : What, you're telling me ! Listen man, what we got w' hands on here is the creme de la creme of filth, you know. And this could just be the start. I mean, we could become world leaders in w' field.

  Albert Moxey : Before we enter into anything of this, er, er... ..

  Barry Taylor : Erm, magnitude?

  Albert Moxey : Magnitude, right. Perhaps we should have another look.