- Oz Osborne: Oi. How often do you get these records changed, lad?
- Arthur Pringle: Nothing to do with me, that's up to the Brewery.
- Oz Osborne: Well the bloke for the brewery must love Duran Duran. You haven't got one decent record on here, man.
- Wayne Norris: Same again, is it?
- Bomber Busbridge: No, no, I promised Den I'd get you all back.
- Neville Hope: Work.
- Albert Moxey: Just going for a piss.
- Neville Hope: Hey, better get Den something to eat, eh?
- Wayne Norris: Oh yeah. You got any of them pies left, squire?
- Arthur Pringle: No, you had the last.
- Wayne Norris: You got any Scotch Eggs?
- Arthur Pringle: No.
- Wayne Norris: You got anything hot?
- Arthur Pringle: It's after 2.
- Bomber Busbridge: Look, we've got this mate and he's not eaten, so what can you offer?
- Arthur Pringle: Crisps, or that sandwich.
- Bomber Busbridge: We'll take that then.
- Oz Osborne: I don't think we'll be coming back here in a hurry, do you?
- Neville Hope: Beer's not bad. Canny drop.
- Oz Osborne: No I'm not talking about the beer, man, I'm talking about mein host there, Happy Harry, the Wing Corps.
- Arthur Pringle: Are you referring to me?
- Oz Osborne: Well you're obviously ex-RAF aren't you, eh, I mean, judging by all the crap you've got hanging on the walls anyway. When'd you get pensioned off then?
- Arthur Pringle: I resigned, six years ago.
- Oz Osborne: Ahh, six year ago well that'll have been a nice easy stretch was it?
- Neville Hope: Oz!
- Arthur Pringle: What do you mean, "easy"?
- Oz Osborne: Between Suez and The Falklands there wasn't a lot of action, was there? Eh? About as much as we'll find round here.
- Arthur Pringle: I trust you'll go and find it somewhere else.