Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)

A Law for the Rich (1986)

Christopher Fairbank: Albert Moxey

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• Oz Osborne : Oi. How often do you get these records changed, lad?

  Arthur Pringle : Nothing to do with me, that's up to the Brewery.

  Oz Osborne : Well the bloke for the brewery must love Duran Duran. You haven't got one decent record on here, man.

  Wayne Norris : Same again, is it?

  Bomber Busbridge : No, no, I promised Den I'd get you all back.

  Neville Hope : Work.

  Albert Moxey : Just going for a piss.

  Neville Hope : Hey, better get Den something to eat, eh?

  Wayne Norris : Oh yeah. You got any of them pies left, squire?

  Arthur Pringle : No, you had the last.

  Wayne Norris : You got any Scotch Eggs?

  Arthur Pringle : No.

  Wayne Norris : You got anything hot?

  Arthur Pringle : It's after 2.

  Bomber Busbridge : Look, we've got this mate and he's not eaten, so what can you offer?

  Arthur Pringle : Crisps, or that sandwich.

  Bomber Busbridge : We'll take that then.

  Oz Osborne : I don't think we'll be coming back here in a hurry, do you?

  Neville Hope : Beer's not bad. Canny drop.

  Oz Osborne : No I'm not talking about the beer, man, I'm talking about mein host there, Happy Harry, the Wing Corps.

  Arthur Pringle : Are you referring to me?

  Oz Osborne : Well you're obviously ex-RAF aren't you, eh, I mean, judging by all the crap you've got hanging on the walls anyway. When'd you get pensioned off then?

  Arthur Pringle : I resigned, six years ago.

  Oz Osborne : Ahh, six year ago well that'll have been a nice easy stretch was it?

  Neville Hope : Oz!

  Arthur Pringle : What do you mean, "easy"?

  Oz Osborne : Between Suez and The Falklands there wasn't a lot of action, was there? Eh? About as much as we'll find round here.

  Arthur Pringle : I trust you'll go and find it somewhere else.