Arrested Development (TV Series)
Not Without My Daughter (2004)
David Cross: Tobias Fünke
Quotes
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Narrator : As a psychotherapist, Tobias was on the forefront of the self-esteem movement.
Patient : I keep getting this longing. This urge... does that make me a...
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [interrupting] Homosexual...
Tobias Fünke : Maebe, please. Although she's probably right though, you probably are a homosexual.
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Tobias Fünke : [after the Girls With Low Self Esteem video only shows the parts of GOB's magic act where he screws up] Douche chillllllllll...
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Michael : Hang on. Gob. You're not going to put that in. There's nudity on that. Maeby, why don't you go upstairs and get dressed.
Tobias Fünke : I must warn you, Michael, she doesn't respond well to strict directives.
Maebe : Alright.
Tobias Fünke : That was odd.
Michael : Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. Is this what you want?
Tobias Fünke : Oh, God, no.
Michael : This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias Fünke : Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.