"Are You Being Served?" The Erotic Dreams of Mrs. Slocombe (1981)

Director:

John Kilby

Writers:

David Croft (writer)
Jeremy Lloyd (writer)

TV Series:

"Are You Being Served?" (1972)

Original Air Date:

28 May 1981 (Season 8, Episode 7)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

After years of reaction in her widow's love life, Mrs. Slocombe is getting extremely cranky with everybody...

Plot Keywords:

Store | Department Store | Sitcom | Cockney Accent | Innuendo

Cast

John Inman	...	Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries
Mollie Sugden	...	Mrs. Betty Slocombe
Frank Thornton	...	Captain Stephen Peacock
Wendy Richard	...	Miss Shirley Brahms
Nicholas Smith	...	Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold
Arthur English	...	Mr. Beverley Harman
Mike Berry	...	Mr. Bert Spooner
Benny Lee	...	Mr. Klein
Kenneth Waller	...	Old Mr. Henry Grace
Vivienne Johnson	...	Mr. Grace's Nurse
Louise Burton	...	Virginia Edwards
Brenda Cowling	...	Lady Customer
Jack Haig	...	Old Gentleman
Rusty Goffe	...	Second man replying to ad

Quotes:

Mrs. Slocombe: [staggers sideways into the office, obviously very drunk] I hope you're not under the impression that I have been out there boozing, Mr. Rumbold. I simply slipped down to the corner to buy a packet of "crisops."
Mr. Rumbold: Without doubting your word, Mrs Slocombe, may I ask you to breath into this bag? And let me warn you that your whole future at Grace Brothers depends on it!
[she breaths into the breathalyzer bag, puts it on Mr Rumbold's desk, and it flies into the air]

Movie Connections:

References "Dallas" (1978)

This Was The Episode Where We Wondered About Mr. Humphreys

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

In the 8th Season of ARE YOU BEING SERVED? there were a number of cast changes, such as two actors taking over the senior salesman slot in haberdashery, a new junior salesman (Kenneth Berry) and a new Mr. Grace (Kenneth Waller). Into this flux there were occasions when the episodes of the long - running comedy hit seemed to be flaying. One of the flaying episodes was this unexpected little beauty. For the key to this episode was the conclusion that opened the issue: Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries - was he gay or straight or what?

The late John Inman is possibly the comic performer most people recall from ARE YOU BEING SERVED? This is not to knock Mollie Sugden's "Mrs. Slocombe", Frank Thornton's "Captain Stephen Peacock", Wendy Richards' "Ms Shirley Braham", Nicholas Smith's "Mr. Cuthbert Rumbolt", or Arthur English's "Beverley Harman". The ensemble was always first rate (as were the previous actors like Trevor Bannister and Arthur Borough* who were on it as well). But Inman's friendly and fey Mr. Humphries was like a hose of light laughing gas every time he spoke or moved. He certainly is missed since his passing last year.

(*Again, the performer's name is misspelled on this website's thread. It is spelled as "B", "R", "O", "U", "G", "H". Why it keeps popping up as "Borough" is anyone's guess.)

It is generally assumed, due to his description of his social life (frequently in situations like playing strip poker with sailors) that Humphries is a happy homosexual man. It is only in THE EROTIC DREAMS OF MRS. SLOCOMBE that we finally question this issue.

Mrs. Slocombe has been hitting the bottle more frequently than ever. She confides to Ms Brahms that she's been having a series of erotic dreams about Humphries. When Captain Peacock presses Brahms about Slocombe's behavior she tells him. In the haberdashery counter Humphries, "Bert Spooner" (Mr. Berry), and "Mr. Klein" (Benny Lee), are aware of her interest too (she has been purchasing items like gloves for him there). Humphries has tried to ignore it, but finds that by force of her personality he can't.

The floor was in a store-wide raffle for some tickets to the ballet at Covent Garden. The floor has won, and with the consultation of Mr. Grace and Mr. Rumbolt the members of the two departments and Captain Peacock go to the ballet. But secretly, having read a psychiatrist report on Mrs. Slocombe, they find that the only way to possibly end her persecution of Mr. Humphries is for Mrs. Humphries to take the initiative and show a wild sexual urge to Mrs. Slocombe. It may shock her into normality.

There are many good moments in the show, dealing with the secret drinking of Mrs. Slocombe (that is not very secret). If Ray Milland hid bottles in chandeliers, Mrs. Slocombe hides gin in manikin sections. A drinking test she is asked to take takes to the air, so to speak. And the final ballet sequence is very funny.

SPOILER COMING UP:

It is this episode that Humphries' homosexual reputation is finally questioned a bit. He had (two years earlier) pretended to be a groom for Mrs. Slocombe at a Greek wedding, but it was not a real Greek wedding. Here he is at sea about how to play sex games with Mrs. Slocombe (who is progressively getting sleepier and sleepier), and has to ask Ms Brahms. And Ms Brahms, in showing how to manipulate a man into a sexual mood unleashes a hitherto unexpected tiger.

So again, was he or wasn't he? Maybe he was bi-sexual.