Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
The Clock (1974)
Wendy Richard: Miss Brahms
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Quotes
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[Captain Peacock is reading the list of possible entrees for Mr. Grainger's anniversary dinner and voting on what to have for dinner]
Captain Peacock : Now, roast pheasant would be two pounds per head. Poule rôti...
Miss Brahms : You what?
Captain Peacock : Roast chicken. One pound fifty. Steak pie, one pound twenty five. Or macaroni cheese, one pound.
Mr. Lucas : I vote for macaroni cheese.
Mrs. Slocombe : [later] We can't give the poor old soul a dinner with macaroni cheese!
Mr. Lucas : Well he'd prefer it. Once he gets those teeth of his stuck into a pheasant, he'd be here all night.
Mr. Humphries : If we have the canteen steak pie, we'll all be here all night.
Miss Brahms : I'll go for the macaroni cheese, meself.
Mrs. Slocombe : Well, I think we should give him the chicken.
Captain Peacock : Any other votes for chicken?
Mr. Humphries : Yes, I'll go for chicken. It goes so well with the cabinet pudding and simulated cream.
Captain Peacock : Well, I... I favor chicken myself. So that's three votes for chicken, and two for macaroni cheese.
Mr. Humphries : And the steak pie loses its deposit.
Captain Peacock : So. ah... that means we have chicken. That will be ah... one pound fifty per head.
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Mrs. Slocombe : [putting the Bridal Veil on the customer's head] There. How's that?
The Bridal Veil : It's a bit thick, isn't it?
Mrs. Slocombe : Well, it looks lovely from our side.
The Bridal Veil : I can't see.
Mrs. Slocombe : Well, you'll have someone holding your arm.
The Bridal Veil : But he won't recognize me.
Mrs. Slocombe : Well, he'll know your voice, won't he?
Miss Brahms : Think of the surprise he's gonna get when he lifts it up.
Mrs. Slocombe : That'll do, Miss Brahms.
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Mr. Lucas : Never mind, Shirley. You and me can share the wishbone.
Mr. Humphries : I know what you're going to wish for.
Miss Brahms : And even if he wins, he won't get it!
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Miss Brahms : Look, if you're going to dance with your hand down there, I'm gonna sit down.
Mr. Lucas : You've got plenty to sit on.
Miss Brahms : Do you mind, it's my best feature.
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Young Mr. Grace : You've all done very well.
Captain Peacock , Miss Brahms , Mrs. Slocombe , Mr. Humphries , Mr. Grainger , Mr. Lucas , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold , Mr. Mash : Thank you, Mr. Grace.
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[last lines]
Captain Peacock , Mrs. Slocombe , Miss Brahms , Mr. Humphries , Mr. Lucas , Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold , Mr. Mash , Mrs. Grainger : For he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us.
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Captain Peacock : The group is coming up in the other lift.
Miss Brahms : Oh, good. Who've we got, the New Seekers?
[a group of older ladies holding string instruments emerges from the lift]
Mr. Lucas : I don't think it's the New Seekers, love. More like the Old Knockers.